Long Island Man Arrested for DWI While Wearing “I’m a Drunk” T-Shirt

First off, don’t drink and drive. Second, don’t drink and drive and hit a cop car. Lastly, don’t drink and drive, crash into a cop car and have the audacity to be wearing a shirt that says “I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. (Alcoholics go to meetings.)” The Long Island man above managed to do all three, and we only wish we were making this shit up.

The cop, who was on drunk driving patrol, was treated for minor injuries. The driver, 22-year-old Kevin Daly, was taken into custody where he took this nice mugshot-still wearing the shirt. He was charged with DWI and countless other traffic violations.

 

Juelz Santana Arrested (And Released) For Terrorist Threats

This week, Juelz Santana was arrested on the suspicion of making terrorist threats. While no further details have been given on what constituted the threats, Juelz was also arrested for disorderly conduct. Officers attempted to search his vehicle, but were refused entry, which lead to the car being impounded. Juelz was later released on $46,500 bail.